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Accountants do it with double entry |
Dentists do it in a chair |
Models do it with attitude |
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Actors do it on cue |
Divers do it going down |
Mothers do it multitasking |
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Anaesthetists do it painlessly |
DJs do it scratching |
OCDs do it repeatedly |
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Animators do it 24 times a second |
Drummers do it with both hands and feet |
Pessimists do it with a sigh |
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Artists do it with emotion |
Economists do it cyclically |
Philosophers do it with their minds |
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Assassins do it from behind |
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance |
Photographers do it in close up |
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Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies |
Engineers do it with rods of steel |
Physicists do it in black holes |
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Astrophysicists do it with a big bang |
Farmers do it with broad acreage |
Physios do it with both hands |
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Authors do it in writing |
Firemen do it with a long hose |
Pilots do it at incredible heights |
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Auto mechanics do it with oil and grease |
Footballers do it with leather balls |
Poets do it in iambic pentameter |
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Bakers do it with cream in the middle and icing on top |
Gamblers do it on a hunch |
Politicians do it to everyone |
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Bankers do it for money |
Gamers do it in l33t |
Procrastinators do it later |
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Barristers do it in a wig |
Gardeners do it on their knees |
Public Speakers do it orally |
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Bartenders do it on the rocks |
Geeks do it with a hard drive |
Rappers do it grindin’ |
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Bass players do it with their fingers |
Golfers do it on the green |
Recyclers do it again and again |
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Bloggers do it with their fingers |
Goths do it in black |
Rockstars do it onstage |
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Bodybuilders do it with muscle |
Hackers do it without you even knowing |
Scientists do it experimentally |
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Bogans do it in flannies & uggs |
Hermits do it alone |
Secretaries do it taking dictation |
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Bouncers do it to intimidate |
Hockey players do it with sticks |
Sculptors do it with wet hands |
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Bus drivers do it in the middle of the road |
Hurdlers do it every 10 meters |
Skaters do it on a deck |
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Butchers do it with quality meat |
Hypnotists do it on the count of three |
Skiers do it on a slope |
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Carpenters do it tongue-in-groove |
Insomniacs do it all night |
Skydivers do it spread-eagled |
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Cartoonists do it in just a few good strokes |
Insurance agents do it with protection |
Soccer players do it with their heads |
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Chefs do it with spice |
Introverts do it alone |
Soldiers do it on command |
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Chiropractors do it by manipulation |
Jugglers do it with balls in the air |
Spies do it under cover |
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Cinematographers do it on film |
Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again |
Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds |
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Cleaners do it in rubber gloves |
Lawn Bowlers do it with large black balls |
Stragglers do it in the rear |
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Climbers do it on rope |
Lawyers do it with a brief |
Stuntmen do it without protection |
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Comedians do it for laughs |
Lifeguards do it on the beach |
Surfers do it with in big waves |
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Comics do it standing up |
Magicians do it with mirrors |
Swimmers do it wet |
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Computer programmers do it bit by bit |
Makeup artists do it on your face |
Taggers do it with spray |
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Council workers do it really slowly |
Mathematicians do it functionally |
Thieves do it when you're not looking |
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Cyclists do it wearing lycra |
Mechanics do it on their backs |
Truck drivers do it with a semi |
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Dancers do it to music |
Meteorologists do it with forecasts |
Volunteers do it willingly |
